The Gospel of Barnabas · Chapter 27
Abraham’s Prudence and the Folly of Laughter
The disciples laughed over the madness of the old man, and stood amazed at the prudence of Abraham. But Jesus reproved them, saying: 'Ye have forgotten the words of the prophet, who saith: "Present laughter is a herald of weeping to come," and further, "Thou shalt not go where is laughter, but sit where they weep, because this life passeth in miseries."' Then said Jesus: 'In the time of Moses, know ye not that for laughing and mocking at others God turned into hideous beasts many men of Egypt: Beware that in anywise ye laugh not at anyone, for ye shall surely weep [for it].'
The disciples answered: 'We laughed over the madness of the old man.'
Then said Jesus: 'Verily I say unto you, every like loveth his like, and therein findeth pleasure. Therefore, if ye were not mad ye would not laugh at madness.'
They answered: 'May God have mercy on us.'
Said Jesus: 'So be it.'
Then said Philip: 'O master, how came it to pass that Abraham\'s father wished to burn his son?'
Jesus answered: 'One day, Abraham having come to the age of twelve years, his father said to him: "To-morrow is the festival of all the gods; therefore we shall go to the great temple and bear a present to my god, great Baal. And thou shalt choose for thyself a god, for thou art of age to have a god."
'Abraham answered with guile: "Willingly, O my father." And so betimes in the morning they went before every one else to the temple. But Abraham bare beneath his tunic an axe hidden. Whereupon, having entered into the temple, as the crowd increased Abraham hid himself behind an idol in a dark part of the temple. His father, when he departed, believed that Abraham had gone home before him, wherefore he did not stay to seek him.'
The disciples laughed at the old man's madness and were amazed at Abraham's wisdom. But Jesus rebuked them, saying: 'You have forgotten the words of the prophet: "Present laughter is a herald of weeping to come," and again: "Do not go where there is laughter, but sit where people weep, because this life passes in misery."' Jesus then said: 'Do you not know that in the time of Moses, God turned many Egyptians into hideous beasts because they laughed at and mocked others? Take care never to laugh at anyone, for you will surely weep for it.'
The disciples answered: 'We laughed over the madness of the old man.'
Jesus then said: 'Truly, I tell you that every creature loves what is like itself and finds pleasure in it. Therefore, if you were not mad, you would not laugh at madness.'
They answered: 'May God have mercy on us.'
Jesus said: 'So be it.'
Philip then said: 'O master, how did it happen that Abraham's father wished to burn his son?'
Jesus answered: 'One day, when Abraham had reached the age of twelve, his father said to him: "Tomorrow is the festival of all the gods. We will therefore go to the great temple and take a gift to my god, the great Baal. You will also choose a god for yourself, for you are now old enough to have one."'
'Abraham answered cunningly: "Willingly, O my father." Early the next morning, they went to the temple before everyone else, but Abraham carried a hidden axe beneath his tunic. After they entered the temple and the crowd grew, Abraham hid behind an idol in a dark part of the temple. When his father left, he believed that Abraham had gone home before him and therefore did not remain to look for him.'
The disciples laughed over the madness of the old man, and stood amazed at the prudence of Abraham. But Jesus reproved them, saying: 'Ye have forgotten the words of the prophet, who saith: "Present laughter is a herald of weeping to come," and further, "Thou shalt not go where is laughter, but sit where they weep, because this life passeth in miseries."' Then said Jesus: 'In the time of Moses, know ye not that for laughing and mocking at others God turned into hideous beasts many men of Egypt: Beware that in anywise ye laugh not at anyone, for ye shall surely weep [for it].'
The disciples answered: 'We laughed over the madness of the old man.'
Then said Jesus: 'Verily I say unto you, every like loveth his like, and therein findeth pleasure. Therefore, if ye were not mad ye would not laugh at madness.'
They answered: 'May God have mercy on us.'
Said Jesus: 'So be it.'
Then said Philip: 'O master, how came it to pass that Abraham\'s father wished to burn his son?'
Jesus answered: 'One day, Abraham having come to the age of twelve years, his father said to him: "To-morrow is the festival of all the gods; therefore we shall go to the great temple and bear a present to my god, great Baal. And thou shalt choose for thyself a god, for thou art of age to have a god."
'Abraham answered with guile: "Willingly, O my father." And so betimes in the morning they went before every one else to the temple. But Abraham bare beneath his tunic an axe hidden. Whereupon, having entered into the temple, as the crowd increased Abraham hid himself behind an idol in a dark part of the temple. His father, when he departed, believed that Abraham had gone home before him, wherefore he did not stay to seek him.'